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I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.
Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty
“Squillae cimexorum est”, he says.
“Squillae cimexorum est”, you mumble reverently.
@lamnaythesecond's Alora: Bounty hunter, Farmhand, Recent Obsession of the Rancher's Daughter.
Thank you for commissioning another Lekku Badass, I hope I did her justice <3
So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:





















